There is Only WAR

Description

"There is Only WAR!" brings gaming to its origins, showing that "have fun or die trying" slogan is all the rage again. From the creators of the a-word winning "Hot Summer of 1943" and "Tiny Bullfinch Solid 2KG" comes new action adventure based on a true story of the epic conflict.

So first things first, here will be no dull sims, vicious zombie or cold fear thriller. Here will be only battle, blood and gore, fire from the sky and ashes to ashes meeting DrDust. If to put it in more professional way – here will be only war!

If to put it to more serious way – what we have is a pure arcade action where cat, frog, mole and chicken special forces are showing each other who's whose daddy! Four campaigns, 20 levels of non-stop carnage, free mode and original multiplayer modes making possible fun last forever... Not to mention online ranking system.

Last but not least is original sound track created especially to energize players on zee quickest destruction of each other.

Features

• four bloodthirsty bestial races
• totally unique military vehicles of mass destruction to gain respect
• 20+ levels of non stop arcade carnage to kill De Bill
• 20+ bonuses and (anti)bonuses to get or not to get yourself killed
• free game mode for those of you who did not get enough
• multiplayer support (Lan and Internet) for those who hate the living
• online ranking system to show who`z your daddy
• day, night, sun, moon, fog, rain, snow and even more clever words to find
• outstanding music made up by the famous band
• an incredible atmozfear of funny classical action arcade game
• zee game is being made by professional soldiers
• no Darth Waders suffer during creation of zee game